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This is the part when I start complaining about how crappy my life is, and how terrible things are for me.

This is the part when I talk about how another girl has played me for the fool.

This is the part when I start questioning the purpose of my life.

This is the part when I say "What's the point any more?"

This is the part when I start talking about how depressed I am.

This is the part when I complain about my teenage angst, the thing that infects countless others on this planet.

This is the part when I start asking "why is this happening to me?"

This is the part when I start begging for the reader's sympathy.

This is the part when I continue to talk about how depressed I am.

This is the part when I quote someone because I'm not smart enough to come up with original material.

This is the part when I start venting out all of my frustration because I have no other place to vent this very second.

This is the part when I say "I'm so sick of everyone's drama."

This is the part when I drown my sorrows in the lyrics of a song because I'm not clever enough to comprehend my own feelings, so I lean upon a song because of my emotional problems

This is the part when I start complaining about my pointless emotional problems...

It's amazing really, how the outcome of a single event can leave you on either an emotional high, or an emotional low. I'll let you guess on which one I'm on. These emotions cannot be trusted. Non of them do me any good. I feel I should be exempt from dealing with all the dumb stuff that every other human being on this planet has to go through, because I have the logical reasoning to break everything down into cause and effect, and other psychological reasoning. Too bad I'm trapped in the same dimension as the other 6.7 billion people on this doomed planet.
I thought I could change the rules and still thrive.
In order to succeed on this earth, you must abide by its rules.
I can't do anything without the all mighty dollar.
I can't get the all mighty dollar without the help of the evils of advertisement.
And then what? I become what I am trying to fight against. Corporate America. There is nothing worse.

How can I disrupt the established order without causing physical harm to anyone, and without long-term negative consequences? In short, how can I break the rules?

This is the part when I say something clever, and then stop typing

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Rules of the Road.

Just to let you know, this post is not really about the rules of the road, or about roads at all. It's not really about rules either, but whatever...
Apparently
Some people
Have read this
And said that it sucked
Oh wait, that's me
I just wanted to let some of my readers know some stuff about me and how I'm gonna run this show
-I update whenever I feel like it, so don't wake up early on the 3rd Wednesday of the month and say "OOH! That Alex kid wrote a NEW BLOG!" Because I probably didn't.
-Every time, in previous posts, when I said things like "I'll tell you later" and "I'll put that in another post," I was Lying! I vary rarely update things from previous posts on new posts, nor do I start up a subject that I already talked about (Rule subject to change under my discretion)
-From now on, I shall update previous posts on the post itself, that way you suckers gotta go back nd read em again to see if I changed anything. I already changed two of them, but I wont tell you which one of theM I changed.
-If you want to tell me how awesome I am, you can email me if you'd like, but that might be weird...
-What was I talking about again?
-I like comments, they make me feel loved. Show me some love.
-I encourage you all to share this blog with other people who have computers, internet connection, and know how to read.
-No, it is not too early to be writing a post about this. I already have 6 followers, I might as well be on TMZ!
-Don't judge me! Your Bible tells you not to!
-I don't know any good blogs to follow, so if anyone wants to send me a link (excluding the ones I already follow)
-The times
that I type
like this
means
that I've gone into a trans where I have to type up my thoughts as they appear in my head.
-What was I talking about again?
-I try and keep this blog clean, which is why there's little to no swearing, and I try to keep it grammatically correct, and sprelled correctly. So if you see a spelling or grammar error, let me know, so I can find out who the show-offs are on my blog.
-All of the stories I tell are 97% true!
-I like happy endingsm which is why I try to end my blog in a logical manner and not just leave you hanging mid-sente................................................................................................................................
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New Email

So I changed my email address, because it was not sophisticated enough for someone who is now a legal adult. And now I am well on my way of being a complete and utter computer nerd. I now have a Google Wave account, two emails, one Gmail, and the other AIM mail, a facebook, twitter, AIM, Skype, myspace, youtube, evernote, a blog, and probably more.
Thank goodness we have all of these technologies to make our lives easier. Too bad we have to remember all of the different login information for eevverryy one of them. And if we keep the same password, it just takes one person with luck at stroking the keys, and they're in to EVERYTHING.

People put their whole lives on the computer. It's the 21st century. It's expected. Who actually keeps a journal any more? That's why we have these lovely blogs! No one wants to keep their thoughts to themselves any more! They have to update their status, and tweet it and blog about it with their friends, or perfect strangers! We NEED to know what someone thinks about the fact that we just got home from school! We NEED to know who "Likes" the fact that we just made a ham sandwich. I swear, it's impossible to try to keep things to yourself these days. Once you hit send, or save, or publish, it's out there. You might as well post it on the TV's in Time Square, because if someone wants to get into your stuff, they can. Easy.

Isn't that why we have all of this security for our information? Isn't that why we have to do those stupid CAPTCHA things every time we reload our page? No.It's not. You're stupid. Go away.

The internet...

A great invention, one of the greatest inventions in the history of mankind. Right there next to the wheel and religious crusades. the only problem is that people are too addicted to it. I myself should be studying for a calculus test I have tomorrow, but instead I'm writing a dang blog!
And, of course, there's all the idiots on here.
Stupid people...
I could go on for DAYS about stupid people
I will one post...
But not today.
What was I talking about again?
Oh yeah! The internet!
I also hate how the government has yet to fully embrace the internet.
And by the government, I mean schools,
And by schools, I mean MY school.
Every day I have to work as if I'm living in the 70's, and the fastest computers fit into single rooms and couldn't out-compute my cellphone.
The tediousness of highschool...
Guh...
FOCUS
INTERNET
Infinite information at will of my command, or in the case of ME and my NEW iPHONE, infinite information in the palm of my hand.
My iPhone...
Wow...
It is the KING of all smartphones. All of you Blackberry people, or you Droid people, will never win out against the all-mighty iPhone. It is just too amazing.
It is the GOD of all phones.
If God was real, he'd have an iPhone...
Oops. did I just say that??


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