Rules of the Road.

Just to let you know, this post is not really about the rules of the road, or about roads at all. It's not really about rules either, but whatever...
Apparently
Some people
Have read this
And said that it sucked
Oh wait, that's me
I just wanted to let some of my readers know some stuff about me and how I'm gonna run this show
-I update whenever I feel like it, so don't wake up early on the 3rd Wednesday of the month and say "OOH! That Alex kid wrote a NEW BLOG!" Because I probably didn't.
-Every time, in previous posts, when I said things like "I'll tell you later" and "I'll put that in another post," I was Lying! I vary rarely update things from previous posts on new posts, nor do I start up a subject that I already talked about (Rule subject to change under my discretion)
-From now on, I shall update previous posts on the post itself, that way you suckers gotta go back nd read em again to see if I changed anything. I already changed two of them, but I wont tell you which one of theM I changed.
-If you want to tell me how awesome I am, you can email me if you'd like, but that might be weird...
-What was I talking about again?
-I like comments, they make me feel loved. Show me some love.
-I encourage you all to share this blog with other people who have computers, internet connection, and know how to read.
-No, it is not too early to be writing a post about this. I already have 6 followers, I might as well be on TMZ!
-Don't judge me! Your Bible tells you not to!
-I don't know any good blogs to follow, so if anyone wants to send me a link (excluding the ones I already follow)
-The times
that I type
like this
means
that I've gone into a trans where I have to type up my thoughts as they appear in my head.
-What was I talking about again?
-I try and keep this blog clean, which is why there's little to no swearing, and I try to keep it grammatically correct, and sprelled correctly. So if you see a spelling or grammar error, let me know, so I can find out who the show-offs are on my blog.
-All of the stories I tell are 97% true!
-I like happy endingsm which is why I try to end my blog in a logical manner and not just leave you hanging mid-sente................................................................................................................................
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