You people need to yell at me more

Jeez.
Yes, I hear your cries for a source of information on life that'll get you through your day-to-day.
Although..
I..
Am lazy.
An I can't ever remember to log on to this thing and type a new one.
You, my avid readers, must remind me more often.
Anyway.
What's been happening?
My next post is going to be about the English Language.

"Alex! You're not going to reveal your secret on how you've become so amazing at typing, language, grammar, and so-fourth, are you?"

No. Stop asking stupid questions. Idiot.

This up and coming post is about my secret favorite part about language...
Not adjectives
No, not even pronouns
My favorite type of language is what some people might call "foul, vulgar, rude, dirty, swearing, cursing, cussing, profane" language.

"But Alex, you have yet to use a single vulgar word in your entire blog! Why start now?"

I thought I told you to stop asking stupid questions!
Yes. This is true, however I have decided it is time to relinquish my secrets, and set them free in the land of Internet, where it can roam free with its brethren, like 'M,' and 'Logic and Emotion.'

Soon* I will write this Blog about language, it will be profane, and it may hurt your ears, but it will also probably rock your m*$#@&f*!◊ing world. Look for that.

*By soon, I could mean tomorrow, I could mean next Thursday, I could mean in the year 2016. If you want to hear it, I'd suggest you tell me yourself.

"But Alex, Why don't you start this monumental blog post now, instead of writing all of this crap?"

Alas, because I'm lazy and do what I want. Sorry.
Sorry this post is so boring. Super awesome posts are hard to come by.

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