Observations

My toilet makes a high-pitched squeal after every flush

I lost my DSi charger

If I'm on the internet, and my dad gets on the internet on his computer, my computer gets slow and pissy

If I took every article of clothing and every hanger in this house, I would have twice as many hangers as clothing

I'm a professional at loosing things

My doctor has it out for me

Insurance companies hate diving boards

Both me and my father are terrible artists

I'm surprised to hear the school band thinks I'm gay when I've dated 4 girls from it.

Ultimate Frizbee should be an Olympic sport

Americans hate terrorism but support a flag that symbolizes a war that has killed more Americans than all of the other American wars combined

Compulsive buying is the only mental disorder that can help the nation's economy

Children can never not be bored

Facebook is more addicting than methamphetamine

Shay Pringle still owes me pictures from Freshman year

My last name is a city in Germany

Somewhere in my back yard, my Barney lays buried

One who repeats the same phrases over and over is called crazy,
If one has students in front of him and repeats the same phrases over and over is called Magister

Google's "Did you mean" feature has increased my spelling ability ten fold...or perhaps it has decreased it...

I do not intend on taking another online class for the rest of my life as long as ANGEL Learning is the site I must use

By thinking of M, I succeed in giving myself a stomach ache...by mere thought

I probably have a greater carbon footprint than my friends

I was taught that the Tooth-Fairy is an balding fat guy that lives in New Jersey who takes your teeth and uses them to make toilets

I don't remember ever going a full week without eating something with the word "pizza" in it

Mein Deutch ist nicht sehr gut, aber Ich leibe dich

The capitol of Burkina Faso is Ouagadougou, pronounced /ˌwɑːɡəˈduːɡuː/,

The Simpson's is starting to get old

And this blog is too... goodbye.